I'M NOT DEAD

Hello, mindless Followers! I apologize for my Sabbatical, as I was legally Dead for a year. Having experienced it, I conclude that it is NOT FUN, and so I think that I will be making some changes to my online Newsletter. Firstly: my method of satire. I'm afraid that with my recent Heart Palpitations, hemophilia, and legal Deadness, my articles will not be as Regular as usual. However, I will still be Making them, in the spirit of my good friend, Ezekiel Watley, who not only didn't Kill me, but also didn't plunder my Solid Golden coffin. Cheers!

P.S. At his request, I am also Recommending that you read The Watley Review. It's quite Good.