P.S. At his request, I am also Recommending that you read The Watley Review. It's quite Good.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
I'M NOT DEAD
Hello, mindless Followers! I apologize for my Sabbatical, as I was legally Dead for a year. Having experienced it, I conclude that it is NOT FUN, and so I think that I will be making some changes to my online Newsletter. Firstly: my method of satire. I'm afraid that with my recent Heart Palpitations, hemophilia, and legal Deadness, my articles will not be as Regular as usual. However, I will still be Making them, in the spirit of my good friend, Ezekiel Watley, who not only didn't Kill me, but also didn't plunder my Solid Golden coffin. Cheers!