And A Happy New Year

Well, readers: Happy New Year! Propaganda Central has been going for almost 3 months now, and I am very pleased with the end result. Why, I remember my very first newspaper: a fledgling company that I started when I was a tiny little boy at the age of 5. Suffice to say, it did not work out. I attempted several times more before trying politics (You know those 'Cthulhu For President' posters these past few years? He was my candidate.) However, eventually, Ezekiel Watley helped start me on my path to the Propaganda central we all know today.

Good tidings we bring,

To you and your friends,

We wish you a Merry Christmas,

And a Happy New Year.

We wish you a Merry Christmas,

And a Happy New Year!