Ah, my comrades, it has occurred to me that you might like to know when and how I publish my articles, and I, being the editor and owner of this fine establishment, feel compelled to answer. I will publish three articles a week. One on Monday, one on Wednesday, and one on Friday. I will publish no articles on the week-ends, so as to allow you to absorb the current articles. Now, as I believe that I have cleared my conscience. I will kindly ask you to please keep it down. And don't ever disturb my nap again!