Christmas is coming! This is a holiday that I actually enjoy, and the fact that it comes once a year is 11 times too little for me (mainly because I make it a requirement for my staff to give me at least 5 presents per Christmas– with the exception of Joseph, of course!) The only thing I do not like about Christmas is little Joseph's annual Christmas list, which I am detailing to you now.

Joseph's Christmas List

1. Nintendo DS

2. Nerf Dart Gun Stampede

3. Remote-Control Dinosaur Toy

4. 100-inch plasma screen TV

5. Computer

6. Wii

7. Lego Harry Potter for Wii

8. Mario Kart

9. Lego Star Wars: the Clone Wars video game

10. Walking-stick (so I can be just like Grampa!)

11. Make-Your-Own-Robot Kit

12. Puppy

13.Lego Star Wars Death Star set

14. Spider-Man action figure

15. Diary of a Wimpy Kid 5: The Ugly Truth

16. My own newspaper!

17. Binoculars

18.– AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH WITH LITTLE JOSEPH!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN"T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

–Whew, sorry about that, but little Joseph has become such a central character to this, it's starting to drive me crazy. Still, I guess I'm lucky I managed to stop the download for Josph's Christmas list before it crashed my entire 10-to-the-50th-power petaflop computer.