Well, I must say that Propaganda Central has gone far. We started out as a lowly newspaper company backed by only $30 billion dollars, and now look! Now we are a bustling business backed by $50 billion dollars! Through all of the blood, the sweat, and the tears, (all of those are quite literal. To show people how diligent my workers are, I put them in nonstop manual labor in a factory for a week. True, I lost about a quarter of my staff, but I got my audience's trust.) my staff has endured. I think that by now, Propaganda Central has truly entered into the fold. Read, and enjoy!