Hi everybody! My name is Joseph and my grumpy grampa is away so now I am Propagandist-In-Chief! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! 'Cause I am his closest available relative, I have control of his whole wide newspaper until he comes back!!!!!! Okay men, here are some strict changes. Mr. Kane, put down that cudgel. 1) Everybody gets free Twinkies!! 2) Mr. Kane has to show me how to access grampa's bank account!! 3) I am going to the toy store right now!! Wow thanks Mr. Kane!! Hey what do all these zeroes mean? They mean that much money?? I'mgoingtothetoystoretobuythenewLegosetsdon'twaitup!! I think I am gonna enjoy working here!!