So, I am evaded once again, but I think I now have the means to track down this insulting offender. The onion-fields of our great republic yield nothing, but I have discovered that Zweibel was the editor-in-chief for another propaganda newsletter: The Onion. How, may you ask, can I get to a man surrounded by personnel 24/7? Or will I even continue this vendetta after learning that the g-mail was a joke? To this I say that an insult is an insult, no matter the context. But for the former question, I have learned that Mr. Zweibel no longer works as editor-in-chief at that place. He was forced to retire to his 627-bedroom mansion in 1958. Now, Zweibel, I will find you and make you pay!