Thursday, November 4, 2010

Hurry up with your breakfast, little Joseph! I have to go in 30 minutes! Oh, sorry. I have to babysit little Joseph while his parents go to see a movie, and I have to leave for a conference in half an hour! Little Joseph, if you don't get ready soon, I am going to drag you out of your chair and strap you into my limousine, finished breakfast or no finished breakfast! Oh good, he's.........bringing the remainder of his breakfast, as well as a half dozen other cereal boxes and a plate of scrambled eggs and greasy car!? No, no, no! you can't bring that into my $10 million dollar limousine! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! My $7 million dollar upholstery! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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