How very strange. Just this morning, as I was checking my bank account, (currently $30 billion dollars) I received a spam letter from a T. Herman Zweibel proclaiming me to be a nitwit dunderhead with no common sense whatsoever. But this insult will not go unpunished! I have but one lead on Mr. Zweibel: the word "Onion". I swear that I will burn every onion field in the country if that is what it takes to get my revenge on this offender! I will drive the wretched species to extinction if that is what it takes! I swear, Zweibel, that I will not rest until you are caught punished, and jailed! Hear me out, Zweibel, I'm coming for you!